{"id":2098,"date":"2008-04-13T20:43:56","date_gmt":"2008-04-13T20:43:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/gregladen\/2008\/04\/13\/ode-to-ben-stein-a-poem\/"},"modified":"2008-04-13T20:43:56","modified_gmt":"2008-04-13T20:43:56","slug":"ode-to-ben-stein-a-poem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/2008\/04\/13\/ode-to-ben-stein-a-poem\/","title":{"rendered":"Ode To Ben Stein:  A Poem"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Do you know that this is National Poetry Month?Inspired by national poetry month, I&#8217;ve gone ahead and written a poem.  I call it &#8220;Ode to Ben Stein&#8221; &#8230; but really, it is only a limerick.<!--more--><em><strong>There once was an actor named BenHe wrote speeches for Nixon and thenDrank too much kool-adeWhile on a crusadeHe managed to become a has-been.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do you know that this is National Poetry Month?Inspired by national poetry month, I&#8217;ve gone ahead and written a poem. I call it &#8220;Ode to Ben Stein&#8221; &#8230; but really, it is only a limerick.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"1","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[5020],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5fhV1-xQ","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2098"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2098"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2098\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2098"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2098"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2098"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}