{"id":1602,"date":"2008-02-29T20:16:44","date_gmt":"2008-02-29T20:16:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/gregladen\/2008\/02\/29\/my-uncle-is-a-man-named-steve\/"},"modified":"2008-02-29T20:16:44","modified_gmt":"2008-02-29T20:16:44","slug":"my-uncle-is-a-man-named-steve","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/2008\/02\/29\/my-uncle-is-a-man-named-steve\/","title":{"rendered":"My Uncle Is A Man Named Steve (Not A Monkey)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/objectiveministries.org\/creation\/sciencefair.html\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/scienceblogs.com\/gregladen\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/472\/files\/2012\/04\/i-22a38e80e5083d393c46a5634e57583b-unclesteve.jpg?w=604\" alt=\"i-22a38e80e5083d393c46a5634e57583b-unclesteve.jpg\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a>That is the title of the First Place science fair project from a baptist science fair.The description of the project:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Cassidy Turnbull (grade five) presented her uncle, Steve. She also showed photographs of monkeys and invited fairgoers to note the differences between her uncle and the monkeys. She tried to feed her uncle bananas, but he declined to eat them. Cassidy has conclusively shown that her uncle is no monkey.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Very cute.  Too bad little Cassidy&#8217;s brain is now hobbled forever.  (Well, maybe not.  She&#8217;s only in fifth grade.  She could get over it&#8230;.)This is from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.scq.ubc.ca\/winning-projects-from-the-fellowship-baptist-creation-science-fair-2001-2\/\">here.<\/a>.  You will find a number of equally endearing examples of christian creationist science fair winners., such as &#8220;Women Were Designed For Homemaking&#8221; and   &#8220;Using Prayer To Microevolve Latent Antibiotic Resistance In Bacteria&#8221;Too good to be true.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That is the title of the First Place science fair project from a baptist science fair.The description of the project: Cassidy Turnbull (grade five) presented her uncle, Steve. She also showed photographs of monkeys and invited fairgoers to note the differences between her uncle and the monkeys. She tried to feed her uncle bananas, but &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/2008\/02\/29\/my-uncle-is-a-man-named-steve\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">My Uncle Is A Man Named Steve (Not A Monkey)<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"1","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[207,55,151,156,87],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5fhV1-pQ","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1602"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1602"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1602\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1602"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1602"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1602"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}