{"id":1561,"date":"2008-02-27T08:31:01","date_gmt":"2008-02-27T08:31:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/gregladen\/2008\/02\/27\/robots-gone-wild\/"},"modified":"2008-02-27T08:31:01","modified_gmt":"2008-02-27T08:31:01","slug":"robots-gone-wild","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/2008\/02\/27\/robots-gone-wild\/","title":{"rendered":"Robots Gone Wild"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Robots, in a bald-faced effort to induce warm feelings in humans, are now offering the Robotic Breast Massager.<!--more--><object width=\"425\" height=\"355\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/OnWZJgR6ZcE&#038;rel=1&#038;border=0\"><\/param><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><\/param><\/object>Humans!  Don&#8217;t fall for this trap!  It is only one small part of the<a href=\"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/gregladen\/fastsearch?order=date&#038;IncludeBlogs=105&#038;search=robot\"> Vast Robot Conspiracy to Take Over the World!<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.geekologie.com\/2008\/02\/robotic_breast_massager_is_uns.php\">[hat tip:  Robot Watcher Geekology]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Robots, in a bald-faced effort to induce warm feelings in humans, are now offering the Robotic Breast Massager.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"1","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[91],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5fhV1-pb","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1561"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1561"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1561\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1561"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1561"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1561"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}