{"id":1338,"date":"2008-02-02T11:01:53","date_gmt":"2008-02-02T11:01:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/gregladen\/2008\/02\/02\/its-like-putting-your-whole-mo\/"},"modified":"2008-02-02T11:01:53","modified_gmt":"2008-02-02T11:01:53","slug":"its-like-putting-your-whole-mo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/2008\/02\/02\/its-like-putting-your-whole-mo\/","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s like putting your whole mouth right in the dip!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>That&#8217;s one way to turn French Onion Dip into Frenched Onion Dip.A Clemson University Professor has tested George&#8217;s Conundrum, also known as the Seinfeld Hypothesis of Germ Theory.You know the story, and in case you don&#8217;t, watch it here:<object width=\"425\" height=\"355\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/9P7pr5whWR4&#038;rel=1\"><\/param><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><\/param><\/object><!--more--><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.physorg.com\/news121155799.html\">Double Dipping? &#8216;Seinfeld&#8217; Was Right<\/a> from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.physorg.com\" title=\"Science and technology news\">PhysOrg.com<\/a> <br \/>(AP) &#8212;  Keep an eye on the salsa this SuperBowl Sunday: A researcher inspired by a famous &#8220;Seinfeld&#8221; episode has concluded that double dipping is just plain gross.[<a href=\"http:\/\/www.physorg.com\/news121155799.html\">&#8230;<\/a>]<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>This is, of course, a critically important topic, with the Superbowl scheduled for tomorrow.  Some scientists suspect that the spread of Flu is facilitated by Superbowl Activities, during which increasingly inebriated dirty-tee-shirt-wearing guys (some of whom are girls) form small troops, with dip, and engage in activities that facilitate the transmission of disease amongst themselves.<object width=\"425\" height=\"355\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/wCnDNA9v6ps&#038;rel=1\"><\/param><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><\/param><\/object>This is often facilitated by lewd and sexually suggestive half-time shows, such as this one starring Janet Jackson&#8217;s Boob.<object width=\"425\" height=\"355\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/gOLbERWVR30&#038;rel=1\"><\/param><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><\/param><\/object>Enjoy the game tomorrow!  But be careful.  Wear protection.<object width=\"425\" height=\"355\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/KwDXCGXtBKY&#038;rel=1\"><\/param><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><\/param><\/object><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That&#8217;s one way to turn French Onion Dip into Frenched Onion Dip.A Clemson University Professor has tested George&#8217;s Conundrum, also known as the Seinfeld Hypothesis of Germ Theory.You know the story, and in case you don&#8217;t, watch it here:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"1","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[103],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5fhV1-lA","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1338"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1338"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1338\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1338"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1338"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1338"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}