Comments on: My baby was designed by god just like a banana https://gregladen.com/blog/2012/11/24/my-baby-was-designed-by-god-just-like-a-banana-2/ Mon, 26 Nov 2012 19:47:43 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.4.8 By: eric https://gregladen.com/blog/2012/11/24/my-baby-was-designed-by-god-just-like-a-banana-2/#comment-496292 Mon, 26 Nov 2012 19:47:43 +0000 http://scienceblogs.com/gregladen/?p=14481#comment-496292 Fundieworld: baby and momma designed to fit together, which is why they fit together so wonderfully.

Real world: Many babies actually have trouble locking on to the mom. This can cause a lot of angst and upset for both momma and baby. Fortunately most babies grow better at it over (a short period of) time…which is a clue that the behavior is at least partially learned.

All of which is why there is a whole nursing (the profession) sub-specialty devoted to nursing (the activity). Such nurses would not need to exist if fundieworld bore any resemblance to the real world.

]]> By: Richard Chapman https://gregladen.com/blog/2012/11/24/my-baby-was-designed-by-god-just-like-a-banana-2/#comment-496291 Sun, 25 Nov 2012 21:28:22 +0000 http://scienceblogs.com/gregladen/?p=14481#comment-496291 He forgot to mention that God is also a jokester because a discarded banana peel is perfect for sending someone ass over teakettle.

]]> By: Saya https://gregladen.com/blog/2012/11/24/my-baby-was-designed-by-god-just-like-a-banana-2/#comment-496290 Sun, 25 Nov 2012 17:04:16 +0000 http://scienceblogs.com/gregladen/?p=14481#comment-496290 I’m allergic to bananas…

]]> By: wereatheist https://gregladen.com/blog/2012/11/24/my-baby-was-designed-by-god-just-like-a-banana-2/#comment-496289 Sun, 25 Nov 2012 17:00:35 +0000 http://scienceblogs.com/gregladen/?p=14481#comment-496289 The durian is designed by Gawd as a punishment for all these heathens therabouts, where they grow. Yay Christendom!

]]> By: Guest https://gregladen.com/blog/2012/11/24/my-baby-was-designed-by-god-just-like-a-banana-2/#comment-496288 Sun, 25 Nov 2012 06:12:35 +0000 http://scienceblogs.com/gregladen/?p=14481#comment-496288 So I guess the durian is proof that God dislikes us and wants us to be miserable.

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