Comments on: The Gop-Spin Game

By: Rando

Rando — Thu, 26 Apr 2012 12:36:12 +0000

Today on Fox and Friends, we will explore possible sexual harassment charges against President Obama. Earlier today the president was at a photo op, when a young lady accidentally ran into the president. After the accident the president supposedly groped the young lady as she was trying to adjust herself following the collision. Witnesses to the incident report the young lady involved mentioned being “shocked that the president seemed more interested in the yogurt on his pants rather than her well-being.”

Sources close to the president are currently attempting to spin this harassment, as a harmless accident, but we at Fox are suspicious to say the least. We will keep you up to date as this incident unfolds.

Later on that evening…

Today on the O’Reilly Factor, Liberals have declared “War on Women!” Sources are reporting today that the president is currently facing sexual harassment charges after an incident earlier today. The young lady involved reported being quote, “shocked and appalled” at the president’s behavior. After spending months pretending that Conservatives are out to get women, it’s ironic that it would be the president who would actually fire the first shot in the Liberal “War on Women.” Fox news will keep you informed as the liberal media is sure to try to spin this incident as nothing more than a simple accident. Stay tuned to the O’Reilly Factor as we keep the liberal bias from clouding this story as it develops.

By: Makoto

Makoto — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 18:59:41 +0000

This “president” apparently is more concerned about his clothes than regular Americans. Proof? Well, let’s look at this woman he bumped into at a campaign stop. Not only did he not ask if she was okay, but his first response was about the state of his suit. Where did he get this suit, I wonder? And who paid for it?

And where was the Secret Service during all of this? Off with more prostitutes? Why is Obama paying his agents to solicit sex workers, I wonder? And who is paying for that? That’s right, ladies and gentlemen, you and I, the American taxpayers. We’re paying for the Secret Service to have sex while Barack Hussein Obama is bumping people to the floor because he’s in too much of a hurry to his next fundraiser.

(Wow, that was hard to type)

By: Skip White

Skip White — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 18:39:47 +0000

Today, a true American Patriot gallantly blasted Kenyan Usurper Barack Hussein Obama with American-made yogurt in an attempt to bring awareness to the socialist outsourcing of yogurt manufacturing to Godless foreigners. He was instantly disappeared by Hussein Obama’s jackbooted Secret Service thugs. An anonymous source told Fox News, “I don’t have any ‘facts’ or ‘information’ to back this up, but I strongly believe that he was taken to a concentration camp and is being brainwashed to be an athiest [sic] Muslim homosexual by Obama’s Kenyan-made socialist robots!” When asked for comment, Hussein Obama said, “I just want you all to know that I hate Jesus and America, and if you re-elect me, I will take away your guns and rape your dogs. Thank you, and Satan Damn America.”

By: Victoria

Victoria — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 18:01:43 +0000

I am not that witty, but I have one comment. How long will it take for one of these ‘true’ stories about the yogurt incident will end up in Republican voter email inboxes as a ‘real’ true story….

By: tubi

tubi — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 17:38:29 +0000

To be fair, at least he had the decency to let the woman stain his clothes.

By: jamesmaynard

jamesmaynard — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 15:14:51 +0000

Obama is waging a war on yogurt!!!!

By: drivebyposter

drivebyposter — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 14:41:38 +0000

Socialized yogurt!
or
President Steals Yogurt from unnamed victim

By: James

James — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 14:17:24 +0000

Was that the stain really caused by “yoghurt”?

Some people are saying the President visited the restroom with a young male student moments before the stain was first noticed. It’s also been reported that the student is on an exchange program and hails originally from Colombia where he is said to have links with a number of the prostitutes involved in the Secret Service scandal.

Now we don’t know for a fact what happened in that restroom, so let’s not jump to conclusions. But we do know that the Evil Communist Muslim Atheist Obama is waging a war on traditional family values. So we wonder:

Did he offer some kind of “apology” for his Agents’ recent misdemeanors to this strapping young male student of latino descent?
Did the President have a personal interest in repealing “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell”?
Is Obama a GAY Muslim Atheist Foreign-Born Communist?

We report, you decide.

By: HumanisticJones

HumanisticJones — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 14:16:17 +0000

The actions of this liberal youth, disrespecting an American president, clearly highlight the severe damage done to the image of the Office of the President by Barack Hussein Obama and his war on our culture. President Obama took no action to correct this attack on the Office of the President! He instead seemed to encourage such actions quote, “Getting yogurt on the president, you’ve got a story to tell.”

Up next, are frozen yogurt shops an affront to American Christians? We’ve got a round table discussion with S.E. Cupp and David Barton right after this!

By: Bob Allen

Bob Allen — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 14:15:43 +0000

Yogurt on the President – Priceless.

For everything else there’s Mastercard !!!!