Comments on: Rand Paul: Offensive Moron

By: traydur

traydur — Tue, 14 Jul 2015 02:53:06 +0000

@ron field Rand Paul is a constitutionalist. Not a libertarian. He adheres strictly to the words of the founding fathers, many of which have libertarian aspects, but not all. Every statement in this video is justifiable, and correct if liberty is your priority.

By: sidhe3141

sidhe3141 — Sun, 13 Mar 2011 11:03:46 +0000

Hold on, I think I missed something. Is the no-super-toilets law intended to restrict men only?

By: gwen

gwen — Fri, 11 Mar 2011 18:09:36 +0000

Rand Paul is an ass, and it is only appropriate that he get worked up over shit.

By: ron field

ron field — Fri, 11 Mar 2011 17:25:47 +0000

Using his logic, how can he be against a woman’s right to choose and how could he be against 2 people of the same sex wishing to get married?
He’s a libertarian when it suits him, otherwise, he has no problem infringing upon other people’s free choices.

By: Rich Wilson

Rich Wilson — Fri, 11 Mar 2011 07:00:46 +0000

Damn straight! I want my leaded gasoline!

By: Stephanie Z

Stephanie Z — Fri, 11 Mar 2011 05:34:56 +0000

daedalus2u, that is a thing of appalling beauty.

By: daedalus2u

daedalus2u — Fri, 11 Mar 2011 04:30:03 +0000

Clearly there is a flaw in the legislation. If Rand Paul is so full of such difficult to flush shit, then he should be able to get an enhanced flush toilet with a note from his doctor saying it is medically necessary, after he has completed a training program on how to properly use a normal toilet and it has been verified that a normal toilet is insufficient.

But if he wants a super toilet, then he really needs to meet a higher standard. He needs a note from a committee of doctors to verify that it is medically necessary. With a waiting period and with retesting to verify that he still needs a super toilet. During that waiting period he needs to watch videos of how to use toilets to ensure that they don’t get clogged up and listen to testimony from plumbers on how toilets get clogged up and how to unclog them.

I hear that Joe the Plumber needs a gig. He could do the explaining.

By: Joel

Joel — Fri, 11 Mar 2011 00:21:10 +0000

Rand’s toilet problem is related to diet, not the toilet.

By: Robert B

Robert B — Fri, 11 Mar 2011 00:07:03 +0000

It is just too bad that the Paul family threw away the baby and raised the afterbirth, but that is their right.

By: itzac

itzac — Thu, 10 Mar 2011 23:56:00 +0000

Maybe if he stopped talking into his toilet, it would work on the first flush.