Comments on: Story From Onion Accidentally Breaks Free, Invades Reality https://gregladen.com/blog/2011/03/01/story-from-onion-accidentally/ Thu, 03 Mar 2011 17:27:05 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.4.8 By: Phillip IV https://gregladen.com/blog/2011/03/01/story-from-onion-accidentally/#comment-500035 Thu, 03 Mar 2011 17:27:05 +0000 http://scienceblogs.com/gregladen/2011/03/01/story-from-onion-accidentally/#comment-500035 paulmurray @ #8:

It’s kinda what heart muscle does for a living.

And doesn’t do for a dead.

]]> By: paulmurray https://gregladen.com/blog/2011/03/01/story-from-onion-accidentally/#comment-500034 Thu, 03 Mar 2011 04:03:09 +0000 http://scienceblogs.com/gregladen/2011/03/01/story-from-onion-accidentally/#comment-500034 An individual cell of heart muscle will beat. It’s kinda what heart muscle does for a living.

]]> By: gwen https://gregladen.com/blog/2011/03/01/story-from-onion-accidentally/#comment-500033 Thu, 03 Mar 2011 03:45:14 +0000 http://scienceblogs.com/gregladen/2011/03/01/story-from-onion-accidentally/#comment-500033 I just hope this stunt looks just as foolish to everyone in their audience as it does to me….but I’m afraid it won’t.

]]> By: Equisetum https://gregladen.com/blog/2011/03/01/story-from-onion-accidentally/#comment-500032 Wed, 02 Mar 2011 19:09:18 +0000 http://scienceblogs.com/gregladen/2011/03/01/story-from-onion-accidentally/#comment-500032 I’ve been waiting for The Onion to issue a press release saying they’re closing up shop: “It’s just too hard. We can’t compete with the real news anymore. Nobody can tell the difference.”

]]> By: stripey_cat https://gregladen.com/blog/2011/03/01/story-from-onion-accidentally/#comment-500031 Wed, 02 Mar 2011 12:02:03 +0000 http://scienceblogs.com/gregladen/2011/03/01/story-from-onion-accidentally/#comment-500031 I think that means using a medium to talk to it.

]]> By: uncle Glenny https://gregladen.com/blog/2011/03/01/story-from-onion-accidentally/#comment-500030 Wed, 02 Mar 2011 08:33:12 +0000 http://scienceblogs.com/gregladen/2011/03/01/story-from-onion-accidentally/#comment-500030 Facilitated speaking?

]]> By: feralboy12 https://gregladen.com/blog/2011/03/01/story-from-onion-accidentally/#comment-500029 Wed, 02 Mar 2011 04:15:36 +0000 http://scienceblogs.com/gregladen/2011/03/01/story-from-onion-accidentally/#comment-500029 They’ll need a ventriloquist to help him take the oath.

]]> By: Phillip IV https://gregladen.com/blog/2011/03/01/story-from-onion-accidentally/#comment-500028 Wed, 02 Mar 2011 01:39:27 +0000 http://scienceblogs.com/gregladen/2011/03/01/story-from-onion-accidentally/#comment-500028 Well, I can somewhat understand Faith2Action’s choice of witness: at 6 weeks a fetus has a heart and a few grams of working brain cells – that’s a lot more than can be said for Janet Folger.

]]> By: HP https://gregladen.com/blog/2011/03/01/story-from-onion-accidentally/#comment-500027 Wed, 02 Mar 2011 00:18:39 +0000 http://scienceblogs.com/gregladen/2011/03/01/story-from-onion-accidentally/#comment-500027 Man, I hope the Dems tear that fetus apart during cross-examination.

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