Being that there are about a million abortions a year Pepsi should not run out of artificial sweetner for quite some time. In the meantime NJ, please direct your inquiries to my secretary. Take two fetus Mountain Dews and call me in the morning.

Apparently this “fetus tissue in soda” idea has some loons’ blood boiling. Another senator from OK has stated

As recently as May, Pepsi ignored concerns and criticism from dozens of pro-life groups and tens of thousands of pro-life people who voiced their opposition to PepsiCo contracting with biotech company Senomyx even after it was found to be testing their food additives using fetal cells from abortions.

It’s easy to see how these morons believe human tissue is in food:

Step 1: Note that Mountain Dew is green
Step 2: Remember that in the classic 1973 preview of the coming “liberal utopia” Soylent Green, Soylent Green was also green, and made from people
Step 3: Step 1 + Step 2 = OMG THERE ARE BABIES IN OUR SOFT DRINKS

Science and investigative reporting are quite easy when you have no concern for facts.

3251 pages of ranting

Nope, no evidence of mental illness there, Rob Hood, no siree bob!

Are your homersexual?

Well, since Homer and Marge have three children (Bart, Lisa, Maggie), it’s clear that the answer has to be yes.

In reading the ‘Yvonne’ comments with their free-form logic and writing style (to say nothing of the oddity that they seemed to forget that Yvonne is a female name), I will tentatively suggest that this was another Rob Hood sockpuppet. This would be consistent with the outbreak of similar sockpuppets on other posts.

Can’t someone in his family stage an intervention and get him the mental health care he so desperately needs?

Proof that you are weakminded: You can’t comprehend people using common sayings that have deviated pretty far from their original and literal intent. Also you believe in magic.

Proof that you’re an asshole:
You worship the god of the bible and seem pretty enthusiastic about the suffering of people different from you.

“Yours will burn in the end times. mine will be for eternity. Checkmate. calling me “sweetie” is a little creepie.Are your homersexual?”

Are your literate?

darwin worshippers

Can’t quite grasp the concept of respect w/o worship can you, sweetums? Since you worship something blindly, so must everyone else. Fortunately, the majority of us can separate the concepts.

And the rest of your post let’s see…

evolution = satan worship, check
evolution (and climate change) = religion, check
‘were you there’-ism, check
science = marxism, check
evolution = abortion and homosexuality, check
‘ramming down throat’, check
Earth must be young, check

Hey, I almost have a full brain-dead fundagelical Bingo card!

reading from the book of revelation

I’ll see your ‘revelation’, and raise you a ‘Prisoner of Azkaban’! At least mine has plausible parts in it…