https://gregladen.com/blog/2010/12/25/senseless-christmas-carnage/ Sat, 25 Dec 2010 18:45:34 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.4.6 https://gregladen.com/blog/2010/12/25/senseless-christmas-carnage/#comment-528676 Sat, 25 Dec 2010 18:45:34 +0000 http://scienceblogs.com/gregladen/2010/12/25/senseless-christmas-carnage/#comment-528676 I have a personal Santa who brings me cookies on Christmas and does not eat my cookies.

]]> https://gregladen.com/blog/2010/12/25/senseless-christmas-carnage/#comment-528675 Sat, 25 Dec 2010 18:34:23 +0000 http://scienceblogs.com/gregladen/2010/12/25/senseless-christmas-carnage/#comment-528675 You can’t really blame the guy in red who climbed out of the smokestack. It was the cookies’ “loving” creator, who created them with the specific knowledge and intention that they should be eaten and tortured by the angel who fell from the chimney, who is ultimately responsible for their fate.

]]> https://gregladen.com/blog/2010/12/25/senseless-christmas-carnage/#comment-528674 Sat, 25 Dec 2010 16:24:06 +0000 http://scienceblogs.com/gregladen/2010/12/25/senseless-christmas-carnage/#comment-528674 That’s why I am not a vegetarian. I like my food dead before I eat it.

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