I was thinking more like Glenn Beck’s soul mate.

Just whom do you believe the woman using the cellular phone was actually talking to? Yup. Three minutes later a Police Box mysteriously vanished from the studio’s properties department.

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* Who was actually going to be employed in a later episode plot to fake Hitler speeches and make the Führer look like a bigger nut than he already did.

OK folks, so here’s the real conspiracy.

RT is Russia Today:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RT_(TV_network)

They’re pouring kook-stuff into the airwaves in order to turn our brains into mush, and then take over the country. You’ll know this is true if they appoint Ariana Huffington to run their “health” program.

And the real “secret war” behind the scenes, is between the Russians and the megachurches, to see who can recruit or produce the largest number of lobotomized zombies for their zombie army.

If you want to avoid being detected as someone who still has an intact brain, learn to have that “vacant stare” as if you’re watching a big screen that’s about eight feet away, and let your mouth hang open just a little more than normal. Looking too alert definitely scares them.

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As for all the Scientologists in the entertainment industry: amusingly creepy but hardly as scary as all the Dominionists in politics. Film stars who believe their heads are infested with Thetans, are no threat to your civil liberties. Elected officials who believe in a demon-haunted world and the necessity for the righteous to rule with an iron fist in order to cleanse the Earth for the Second Coming …yeah those are a threat. Serious as a heart attack.

I appreciate the need to keep people informed and aware, but please do your homework. I doubt very much that people like Jason Beghe want to see their name on that list.