Comments on: Goat Kills Hiker https://gregladen.com/blog/2010/10/17/goat-kills-hiker/ Tue, 19 Oct 2010 20:06:23 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.4.8 By: Greg Laden https://gregladen.com/blog/2010/10/17/goat-kills-hiker/#comment-525000 Tue, 19 Oct 2010 20:06:23 +0000 http://scienceblogs.com/gregladen/2010/10/17/goat-kills-hiker/#comment-525000 Or at least, if they were going to try the antagonistic approach, they could have found some goat-bane or something. I mean, there’s a reason such things exist!

]]> By: Rob https://gregladen.com/blog/2010/10/17/goat-kills-hiker/#comment-524999 Tue, 19 Oct 2010 19:18:45 +0000 http://scienceblogs.com/gregladen/2010/10/17/goat-kills-hiker/#comment-524999 What amazes me about this is the ranger’s treatment of the goat before this incident. They knew this goat was aggressive, so they took to throwing rocks at it and shooting non-lethal weapons at it. Clearly they weren’t making it afraid of humans, but pissing the goat off.

]]> By: megan https://gregladen.com/blog/2010/10/17/goat-kills-hiker/#comment-524998 Tue, 19 Oct 2010 03:00:57 +0000 http://scienceblogs.com/gregladen/2010/10/17/goat-kills-hiker/#comment-524998 Little do we know but the goat population in the park had delivered a fatwa against all human encroachment and travel after seeing and hearing reports of our destruction of other habitats. This goat was a hero to the cause. Read how he stood over the guy’s body to say,”Howda like that BITCHES. Stay the fuc% away from our LAND!” As susch eh was summarily shot dead as all indigenous aggression is treated (see Native American history).

]]> By: itzac https://gregladen.com/blog/2010/10/17/goat-kills-hiker/#comment-524997 Mon, 18 Oct 2010 17:29:14 +0000 http://scienceblogs.com/gregladen/2010/10/17/goat-kills-hiker/#comment-524997 I guess mabus couldn’t handle all this talk of goats.

]]> By: athdead https://gregladen.com/blog/2010/10/17/goat-kills-hiker/#comment-524996 Mon, 18 Oct 2010 11:00:10 +0000 http://scienceblogs.com/gregladen/2010/10/17/goat-kills-hiker/#comment-524996 THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION!

the WORLD TRADE CENTER PROPHECY – THE DANCE OF DEATH

youtube.com/watch?v=X0Hez25fFrg

the ungrateful bastards full of hubris…

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hubris

a bullet for your head, traitor

And finally, the *only* man in Minnesota who says there is no God has suddenly become an arbiter on mental health…

unfacts.org/factsforum/viewtopic.php?t=4080

COME SEE A PHOTO OF MABUS AND AN EXPLANATION OF IT!

]]> By: Drivebyposter https://gregladen.com/blog/2010/10/17/goat-kills-hiker/#comment-524995 Mon, 18 Oct 2010 09:44:36 +0000 http://scienceblogs.com/gregladen/2010/10/17/goat-kills-hiker/#comment-524995 The goat told the hiker to leave or there would be consequences.
The hiker didnt take the threat seriously and called the goat on its bluff.
Only it wasn’t a bluff.
This summer Sylvester Stallone, Jean Claude van Damme and Gwyneth Paltrow
IN
Billy Goat’s Bluff: You haven’t seen Baaaaaaaaaaaaad until you’ve seen this goat

Rated R for violence and prolonged nudity

]]> By: The Science Pundit https://gregladen.com/blog/2010/10/17/goat-kills-hiker/#comment-524994 Mon, 18 Oct 2010 05:32:34 +0000 http://scienceblogs.com/gregladen/2010/10/17/goat-kills-hiker/#comment-524994 Ack! I’ve been moderated again!

]]> By: The Science Pundit https://gregladen.com/blog/2010/10/17/goat-kills-hiker/#comment-524993 Mon, 18 Oct 2010 05:29:59 +0000 http://scienceblogs.com/gregladen/2010/10/17/goat-kills-hiker/#comment-524993 At least it was only a hiker and not a whole plane.

]]> By: MadScientist https://gregladen.com/blog/2010/10/17/goat-kills-hiker/#comment-524992 Mon, 18 Oct 2010 05:09:28 +0000 http://scienceblogs.com/gregladen/2010/10/17/goat-kills-hiker/#comment-524992 But – did they set it on fire? Personally I prefer to stew them rather than stone them.

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