When I saw July, I thought I might up at Itasca teaching post-high school students some biology before entering the UMN College of Biological Sciences. Now I get to subvert these young minds, in addition to attending Skeptichon and all the baby eating that is entailed. If only I could fit in a little atheist-on-priest-on gay platypus action I could call it a July to remember.

Fine the last sentence was superfluous fluff, but sometimes its worth it!