Comments on: How the evidence for evolution was made up by Satan. https://gregladen.com/blog/2009/10/05/how-the-evidence-for-evolution/ Mon, 05 Oct 2009 14:22:42 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.4.6 By: LightningRose https://gregladen.com/blog/2009/10/05/how-the-evidence-for-evolution/#comment-547725 Mon, 05 Oct 2009 14:22:42 +0000 http://scienceblogs.com/gregladen/2009/10/05/how-the-evidence-for-evolution/#comment-547725 I love the crocoduck at 0:51!

]]> By: Kapitano https://gregladen.com/blog/2009/10/05/how-the-evidence-for-evolution/#comment-547724 Mon, 05 Oct 2009 13:17:34 +0000 http://scienceblogs.com/gregladen/2009/10/05/how-the-evidence-for-evolution/#comment-547724 No no no no no no no…no. No.

In the great battle between God and Satan, Satan won. But in a wise PR move, he pretended to be God, and that God had won, so he could claim the defeated God was really Satan. So what “God” says is really evil, and “Satan” is really good.

That’s why “God” put the fossil record there. Because everything he does is a lie. Make’s sense, no?

]]> By: DuWayne https://gregladen.com/blog/2009/10/05/how-the-evidence-for-evolution/#comment-547723 Mon, 05 Oct 2009 11:27:44 +0000 http://scienceblogs.com/gregladen/2009/10/05/how-the-evidence-for-evolution/#comment-547723 Larian –

No, no no. Satan is the master of the earth and magically *POOFED* all that evidence into existence. God is responsible for geology – sort of, though it is Satan’s fault that he (God) had to flood the earth and destroy all life except for what was on the ark.

Unless you happen to be one of them heretics who believes that Genesis actually meant to imply that God created the earth and heavens over millions or even billions of years. But Real Christians (TM) know that all that is just more of that Satanic intervention – and that people who believe that are mere steps away from dancing, rock and roll and the (literal figurative) highway to hell.

]]> By: Larian LeQuella https://gregladen.com/blog/2009/10/05/how-the-evidence-for-evolution/#comment-547722 Mon, 05 Oct 2009 08:53:51 +0000 http://scienceblogs.com/gregladen/2009/10/05/how-the-evidence-for-evolution/#comment-547722 No, no, no, no! It’s all wrong. All that evidence was actually put there by god. Since he’s omnipotent and onicient, he knew exactly what he was doing when he created Santa (I mean Satan) to plant all that evidence there. You know, he did it because he loves you so much.

Oh wait:
1 John 4:8 (NASB) – “God is love.”
1 Corinthians 13:4 (NASB) – “Love is not jealous.”
Exodus 20:5 (NASB) – “I, the Lord thy God, am a jealous God.”

Aw, sod it all, I’m going back to eating babies.

]]> By: Virgil Samms https://gregladen.com/blog/2009/10/05/how-the-evidence-for-evolution/#comment-547721 Mon, 05 Oct 2009 08:33:36 +0000 http://scienceblogs.com/gregladen/2009/10/05/how-the-evidence-for-evolution/#comment-547721 Isotope dating with a microscope?

]]> By: The Science Pundit https://gregladen.com/blog/2009/10/05/how-the-evidence-for-evolution/#comment-547720 Mon, 05 Oct 2009 07:53:38 +0000 http://scienceblogs.com/gregladen/2009/10/05/how-the-evidence-for-evolution/#comment-547720 Brilliant!

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