Comments on: Stay Off The Ice

By: Inoculated Mind

Inoculated Mind — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 00:14:18 +0000

This applies to Wisconsin!

Good One D.C. Sessions

By: RBH

RBH — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 14:31:40 +0000

They still run “When will the old clunker of a car fall through the ice?” pools up there in MinnieSota? Or has the EPA cracked down on sinking auto carcasses in Mille Lacs?

By: D. C. Sessions

D. C. Sessions — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 12:57:12 +0000

Greg, I assure you that it does sometimes get below freezing in Arizona. We just don't get reliable ice on the lakes, even when it does. And, yes, every few years we end up fishing some idiot out of Lake Ono after s/he sleds right onto it. Come to think of it, this would have been a perfect year for it.

By: khan

khan — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 12:12:46 +0000

This sometimes applies to Ohio.

By: Greg Laden

Greg Laden — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 11:15:51 +0000

Lorax: ROFL!!!! You have such a bad attitude.

DC: Well, the part about several days below freezing followed by above freezing followed by below freezing.

By: Lorax

Lorax — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 11:04:48 +0000

Actually I heard you can see the face of Jesus in the ice at the middle of the nearest lake.

By: D. C. Sessions

D. C. Sessions — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 10:58:10 +0000

NONE OF THE ICE IS SAFE

I’ve been telling people that for years, but they still insist on putting it in drinks.

The previous message was applicable only to people in Minnesota.

I assure you, it’s quite applicable in Arizona — and has been for as long as I can remember.