https://gregladen.com/blog/2008/05/20/steve-ballmer-ends-up-with-egg/ Wed, 21 May 2008 18:42:17 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.4.8 https://gregladen.com/blog/2008/05/20/steve-ballmer-ends-up-with-egg/#comment-8373 Wed, 21 May 2008 18:42:17 +0000 http://scienceblogs.com/gregladen/2008/05/20/steve-ballmer-ends-up-with-egg/#comment-8373 StuV:No, there is absolutely zero chance I’m doing something wrong. This is a managed PC. There is a highly qualified IT department managing that computer. The functionality and design is what is broken.Yours is not fine, Stu! You are simply absorbed too deeply into the borg! I know this. Trust me. You can walk away from the window. You can embrace the penguin. Trust us.

]]> https://gregladen.com/blog/2008/05/20/steve-ballmer-ends-up-with-egg/#comment-8372 Wed, 21 May 2008 15:58:40 +0000 http://scienceblogs.com/gregladen/2008/05/20/steve-ballmer-ends-up-with-egg/#comment-8372 Any chance you might simply be doing things wrong?Just saying. Mine’s just peachy.(Okay, that’s enough teasing)

]]> https://gregladen.com/blog/2008/05/20/steve-ballmer-ends-up-with-egg/#comment-8371 Wed, 21 May 2008 15:52:16 +0000 http://scienceblogs.com/gregladen/2008/05/20/steve-ballmer-ends-up-with-egg/#comment-8371 StuV: I would rather get a Pie in the face every morning instead of what I have to take from the windows box sitting on my desk at work. I would take me less time to clean up the pie than to turn on this machine and make it go. LESS!All Linux users should carry a dozen eggs at all times. Just sayin’

]]> https://gregladen.com/blog/2008/05/20/steve-ballmer-ends-up-with-egg/#comment-8370 Wed, 21 May 2008 15:44:41 +0000 http://scienceblogs.com/gregladen/2008/05/20/steve-ballmer-ends-up-with-egg/#comment-8370 This is the usual monopolistic evil corporate policy that makes thinking people dislike Microsoft (everyone else is a mindless clone. Sorry, but, well, I’m just sayin’). This is the usual asinine attitude that makes secure people dislike Linux users (everyone else is overcompensating. Sorry, but, well, I’m just sayin’).

]]> https://gregladen.com/blog/2008/05/20/steve-ballmer-ends-up-with-egg/#comment-8369 Wed, 21 May 2008 08:01:16 +0000 http://scienceblogs.com/gregladen/2008/05/20/steve-ballmer-ends-up-with-egg/#comment-8369 Scroll lock? Num lock?

]]> https://gregladen.com/blog/2008/05/20/steve-ballmer-ends-up-with-egg/#comment-8368 Wed, 21 May 2008 05:31:54 +0000 http://scienceblogs.com/gregladen/2008/05/20/steve-ballmer-ends-up-with-egg/#comment-8368 where is the any key?

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