Comments on: Pat Robertson Talked To God Again

By: Moopheus

Moopheus — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 23:33:31 +0000

No, you see, God is on our side. Every year, he feeds Pat some bullshit. He knows it’s bullshit; he’s god. He thinks, if I feed Pat enough bullshit, eventually, folks will figure out that that is what Pat is full of. And yet somehow, some people still do not get the message even when it is clear as day. You’d also think that by now, god would have worked out a better message-delivery system, but hey, he’s gotta keep himself amused somehow.

By: Kristine

Kristine — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 15:13:54 +0000

Anyway, Pat and God had a meeting the other day and Pat got the low-down on the upcoming election. But Pat’s not telling us what god said, because he’s concerned that Andy Rooney, a very funny guy from my home town by the way, would make fun of him.

Awww, darn!

Maybe Pat could go ahead and tell us, and everyone would pray that Andy Rooney doesn’t hear about it? It worked for nuclear holocaust and hurricanes, so why not against the Ruin-y?

By: Common Sense

Common Sense — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 14:55:19 +0000

1. Pat is certainly not lying to us about speaking with god.

2. The information turns out to be untrue.

It’s obvious, god is a lying ****er, we should never believe anything that He tells us.

By: Spaulding

Spaulding — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 12:31:20 +0000

He predicted major hurricanes would lash the US coast in 2006. None did. For the same year, he predicted that a major tsunami would hit the Pacific Northwest.

Obviously the work of liberal climate scientists using their Weather Dominator to subvert the will of Jesus.

By: J-Dog

J-Dog — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 11:41:48 +0000

I predict, I mean God came to me in a dream, and said that Pat Roberston would continue to be a Total Turd(TM)in 2008.

By: Silmarillion

Silmarillion — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 11:40:34 +0000

Until he can come up with next week’s lottery numbers, he’s dead to me.