https://gregladen.com/blog/2007/12/06/the-testimonial-i-have-been/ Sat, 08 Dec 2007 11:40:34 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.4.8 https://gregladen.com/blog/2007/12/06/the-testimonial-i-have-been/#comment-1408 Sat, 08 Dec 2007 11:40:34 +0000 http://scienceblogs.com/gregladen/2007/12/06/the-testimonial-i-have-been/#comment-1408 The problem with the tin foil hat abduction protection device is that there is no such thing as tin foil. Is aluminum too difficult to say and spell?

]]> https://gregladen.com/blog/2007/12/06/the-testimonial-i-have-been/#comment-1407 Fri, 07 Dec 2007 09:51:21 +0000 http://scienceblogs.com/gregladen/2007/12/06/the-testimonial-i-have-been/#comment-1407 My Mexican friend picked me up from my house yesterday and we went to the mall. I can’t really say it was an abduction, but I could still wear this and see if he wants to be seen driving around with me.

]]> https://gregladen.com/blog/2007/12/06/the-testimonial-i-have-been/#comment-1406 Fri, 07 Dec 2007 07:09:31 +0000 http://scienceblogs.com/gregladen/2007/12/06/the-testimonial-i-have-been/#comment-1406 Couldn’t the aliens save some time by just keeping those they intend to abuct for scientific experiments (or whatever they do with them) ever night? This would have the added benefit of reducing the 2 am flying saucer rush hour in major cities.

]]> https://gregladen.com/blog/2007/12/06/the-testimonial-i-have-been/#comment-1405 Thu, 06 Dec 2007 20:20:24 +0000 http://scienceblogs.com/gregladen/2007/12/06/the-testimonial-i-have-been/#comment-1405 I just got abducted yesterday! I need this!

]]> https://gregladen.com/blog/2007/12/06/the-testimonial-i-have-been/#comment-1404 Thu, 06 Dec 2007 17:28:13 +0000 http://scienceblogs.com/gregladen/2007/12/06/the-testimonial-i-have-been/#comment-1404 Not only does it prevent abductions, it also keeps the wind out of your hair when barnstorming in your Great War-surplus bi-plane.

]]> https://gregladen.com/blog/2007/12/06/the-testimonial-i-have-been/#comment-1403 Thu, 06 Dec 2007 17:10:43 +0000 http://scienceblogs.com/gregladen/2007/12/06/the-testimonial-i-have-been/#comment-1403 Hey, if it works, it works!I was out walking with a friend when he ran into somebody he hadn’t seen in ten years. This guy said he had been abducted over 3000 times since their last meeting. Afterward we talked about how that meant he had been abducted more or less every night.Really, what’s the difference between sleeping and being abducted by aliens, anyway?

]]> https://gregladen.com/blog/2007/12/06/the-testimonial-i-have-been/#comment-1402 Thu, 06 Dec 2007 13:30:27 +0000 http://scienceblogs.com/gregladen/2007/12/06/the-testimonial-i-have-been/#comment-1402 Thats alright for you to say, you have your lens.

]]> https://gregladen.com/blog/2007/12/06/the-testimonial-i-have-been/#comment-1401 Thu, 06 Dec 2007 12:48:47 +0000 http://scienceblogs.com/gregladen/2007/12/06/the-testimonial-i-have-been/#comment-1401 How innovative to hide the tinfoil under a layer of leather.

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