Comments on: I hate these guys

By: chezjake

chezjake — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 18:32:36 +0000

It seems to me that perhaps the most satisfactory way to deal with these street preachers is to create a new collegiate competitive sport — have students compete to see which student group can have the most devastating effect on the preachers by giving them a live “Mystery Science Theater” treatment. Highest points go to MSTs that drive preachers permanently from campus.

By: lunartalks

lunartalks — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 17:21:22 +0000

or:1. Raise knee of choice sharply into ranter’s testicles.No point 2 necessary.

By: Jason Failes

Jason Failes — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:52:26 +0000

Easy all-purpose (Christian) fundamentalist-repellant I’ve been trying for a few days now:1. Ask them if they believe in Jesus (yes, of course)2. Ask them if they believe that the bible is the inerrant word of God (not all Christians would answer “yes”, but the loudmouthed ones who are on street corners and the loudmouthed ones in churches who push gays, sexual sin, and “evilution” to the top of their agenda usually do)3. Ask them to follow you to a local store where you will buy a bottle of bleach and a cup.4. Ask them to prove their faith by drinking the bleach and not dying (Mark 16:15-19)5. When they refuse, accuse them of being hypocrits, not being “true Christians”, and basically dismiss anything they have to say thereafter. (you yourself can “act fundie” which is just about the funnest part of this whole ordeal: “I see you are more interested in what is in the collection plate than what is in God’s Holy Word”)oralt 5. Call an ambulance (optional).We need to find equally stupid passages in the OT and Koran. Any suggestions?