The difference between Democrats and Republicans:

Democrat One: There’s a blue wave coming!

Democrat Two: Don’t say that, it will jinx us!

Democrat Three: If we say there’s a blue wave, people will relax and we won’t have one!

Democrat Four: There might be a blue wave, but it is all Progressives and they can’t win so we’re done for!

Democrat Five: Don’t say Blue Wave, that might make it not happen!

Democrat Six: There might be a blue wave, but it isn’t Progressive enough, don’t vote for incumbents!

Democrat Seven: I’m going to Cancun in November, see ya later!

Republican One: There’s a Red Wave coming, were’ winning!

Republican Two: There’s a Red Wave coming, were’ winning!

Republican Three: There’s a Red Wave coming, were’ winning!

Republican Four: There’s a Red Wave coming, were’ winning!

Republican Five: There’s a Red Wave coming, were’ winning!

Republican Six: There’s a Red Wave coming, were’ winning!

Republican Seven: There’s a Red Wave coming, were’ winning!