Dear Greg,

I haven’t heard back from you regarding my email below. I need to know that you stand with me in my run for re-election to Congress.

If you still believe we need a strong constitutionalist in Congress then I need to hear from you today. Greg, I hope I can still count on your support. Please click here and send your very best gift of $25, $50, $100 or whatever you can afford today.

President Obama and Nancy Pelosi will certainly do everything they can to defeat me and I must rely on supporters like you to ensure we have a strong constitutional conservative to lead the charge in Congress and ensure victory this fall. I need your financial support now more than ever.

Thanks,
Michele

Sent from my iPhone

Holy crap. She can code HTML from her iPhone.

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15 thoughts on “I just got this email from Michele Bachmann:

  1. she needs to know you stand with her in her run for congress? she got some anxiety disorder or what?

    when i think about it, i bet the voice in her head (god!) told her to lose that election too.

  2. “Hi Michele. Unfortunately, I’m only allowed to vote once, so I cannot support both a strong Constitutionalist and you.”

  3. Greg,

    Glad to hear you have changed to the right. God bless you and your conservative new views. Nobama in 12’…Ready for some REAL change in 12′!

  4. Would it be illegal to send her a hundred empty envelopes, each with just a one cent stamp, and boldly marked “Postage Due”?

  5. I haven’t heard back from you regarding my email below. I need to know that you stand with me in my run for re-election to Congress.

    Poor Michele – God isn’t answering her prayers, and you aren’t answering her emails. Wherever does she find the power to even carry on?

  6. Wait…Bachmann can read? I know she does not understand the constitution, because she mangles any interpretation.

  7. I got it too. I dunno how I ended up on her mailing list — maybe it’s more fallout from that Eugene Delgaudio thing? Ron Paul has been emailing me, as well. And of course the Christian Coalition.

  8. The Ron Paul messages are almost worthwhile. In his email, at least the ones to me, he comes across as a straight-up far-right-winger, rather than the maverick libertarian he usually likes to portray himself as.

  9. “Sent from my iPhone.”

    That’s appropriate. It’s got the most important word (to her) in the English language: “I”.

    Didn’t anybody ever tell her Steve Jobs was a godless liberal?

  10. If you still believe we need a strong constitutionalist in Congress then I need to hear from you today.

    Dear Michele;

    I am with you on this don’t worry. I think we need some one who has a good understanding of government and the Constitution. For too long we’ve been represented by those who seem to have read just a few words of the preamble and a tiny bit of the bill of rights, we need some one who truly understands our system of government.

    I agree that it is in my interest to send a large check in support but your email did not say to whom I should send the check.

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