I’m sure it’s complicated and I don’t want to hand out any Bologna. Or anything. But my friend Ana dug this up:
JPMorgan Chase recently donated an unprecedented $4.6 million to the New York City Police Foundation. The gift was the largest in the history of the foundation and will enable the New York City Police Department to strengthen security in the Big Apple. The money will pay for 1,000 new patrol car laptops, as well as security monitoring software in the NYPD’s main data center.
New York City Police Commissioner Raymond Kelly sent CEO and Chairman Jamie Dimon a note expressing “profound gratitude” for the company’s donation.
“These officers put their lives on the line every day to keep us safe,” Dimon said. “We’re incredibly proud to help them build this program and let them know how much we value their hard work.”
Source: Wikileaks? No. Deep Throat? No. The Washington Post? No. …
… JP Morgan itself??? YES.
The scales have fallen from my eyes! No, wait, no SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH…. AHHRRRRGGGGG!!!
Don’t Mace Me Bro!
But seriously, we know the bib Wall Street bank was not directly involved in the pepper spraying of the women or other police atrocities. Why? Because as far as we know the victims were not charged any fees.