If you are charged … and found guilty … with certain lower level crimes in Bay Minette Alabama, you can totally get out of any legal proceedings by opting out of the legal system and instead taking the baby Jesus into your heart.
Starting this week, under a new program called Operation ROC (Restore Our Community), local judges in Bay Minette, Alabama, will give those found guilty of misdemeanors the choice of serving out their time in jail, paying a fine or attending church each Sunday for a year.
But It’s OK. You get to pick the church! So it’s not like jamming a particular religion down everyone’s throat! That’s OK, then, right?