You People Don’t Know What You Are Missing …

… by not having a blog that gets lots of spam.


The following items were trapped in my spam filter over a period of several minutes, this morning. Each from a different IP address, each signed by a different author, each has a different fake email (provided), each points to a different web site (not provided) and each has a slightly different set of grammatical mistakes but all of the messages are of the same form.

rubber mulch [Frierson147506@yahoo.com] says:

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christmas lighting [Domagall85227@yahoo.com] says:

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how to seed grass [Rodden30002@yahoo.com] says:

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lighting fixtures outdoor [Darrisaw373830@yahoo.com] says:

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and grass sod [Wipperfurth326002@yahoo.com] says:

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This messaging from otherwhere really understands me to laugh it up out loudly. I realization that you might overjoy it as well definitely.

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11 thoughts on “You People Don’t Know What You Are Missing …

  1. “You positively know find out how to carry a problem to mild and make it important.”

    That strikes me as being a backhanded compliment, however unintentional. It’s like saying, “You’re a pro at making mountains out of molehills.”

  2. Warren: yeah, i know it sounded like that to me. that’s why i posted the link to a Monty Python skit above. it is full of “compliments.”

  3. “The product was shipped right away and came a day early. It was brand new in box with warranty and everything, exactly as seller promised. Headphones work great and were definitely worth the price so far.”

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