If you don’t know who Larry Wall is then never mind.

Here’s a sampler:

“Doing linear scans over an associative array is like trying to club someone to death with a loaded Uzi.”

“Hubris itself will not let you be an artist.”

“Real programmers can write assembly code in any language.”

The rest are here. But I warn you. I’ve shown you the only ones that are not inane.

Have you read the breakthrough novel of the year? When you are done with that, try:

In Search of Sungudogo by Greg Laden, now in Kindle or Paperback
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