From Geekology, who comments:
The Orgasmo Clock wakes you up in the morning to the invigorating moan of a woman having an orgasm. Which is pretty freaking awesome if you ask me. It costs $25. I don’t need one though, because I almost always wake up to a woman having an orgasm. Unfortunately it’s my girlfriend having sex with my roommate.![]()
And if you want to buy one:Click here. No, I don’t get a cut.








“The Orgasmo Clock wakes you up in the morning to the invigorating moan of a woman having an orgasm. “…. and assures millions of fratboys everywhere of waking up to the sound of their bunkmate fapping.
Sure beats my idea of a fisherman’s alarm that sounds like a reel running out at high speed.